So I have finally graced the good chambers of the Satanic Sluts new site! I'm surprised I'm even up and alive after further drinking last night I seem to have fell asleep last night on my laptop watching zombieland, with a large bottle of cider under one arm and a chihuahua licking my foot lain next to my hairy man.
I have since woken up at 4pm, it is dark again, and having not seen daylight this past fortnight I'm starting to wonder if I am in fact a vampire.... or drinking too much and staying up too late... it could be the latter but for now I think I will go with the first option... It seems much cooler by far.
I think I'm going to continue what is left of today by following suit from last night. There is cider left, there is jelly and ice cream in the fridge and I've been up an hour and I still haven't had a cigarette! What the hell is wrong with me!?
Well, anyway I'll leave it there for you to figure out what is indeed wrong with me. But yeah... this is my blog of doom, here you will find out what dumb situations I find myself in, I warn you please have a bottle of Jack Daniels at hand and drink some as you read in future, most of these blogs will be written whilst drinking the aforementioned, therefore to make sense of any of the dialogue written herein you will also have to be intoxicated.
Thank you and good-day byeeeeeeeee!!!! xxx